A random collection of flat jokes:
Q:what do you call a three legged donkey? A: a wonky!
Q:what do you call 5 blondes lined up, ear to ear? A: a wind tunnel
Q: what do you call a blonde with two brain cells A: EITHER 1) gifted or 2) pregnant
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Some time in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth; and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
What goes ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off
Never criticise a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes.
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