Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Truth embellishment

An amateur genealogical researcher discovered that his great-great
uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse
stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph
of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture
is this inscription:

"Remus Starr; horse thief; sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885,
escaped 1887; robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton
detectives. Convicted and hanged 1889."

In a Family History subsequently written by the researcher, Remus’s
picture is cropped so that all that's seen is a head shot. The
accompanying biographical sketch is as follows:

"Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business
empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and
intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1885, he
devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility,
finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he
was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton
Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic
function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing
collapsed."

omg omg PUPPIES

Presenting the Daily Puppy website for all your fur-needing sensibilities.

Wall of puppies! Woo!

Monday, February 26, 2007

stp surrealism (or when lameliness assumes godlike proportions)

(or Proving that Insanity is Hereditary in a Senior-to-Junior fashion)

ming: .. a famous sufferer of porphyria, a disease inherited in the english royal family, was George.. er.. something..

(07)7e: George Bush!

ming: No! George Tree!

[(07)7e collapses in laughter]

ming: but its true.. George III!!

Friday, February 23, 2007

My Song

Busy
I am so Busy
I have no free time
To call my oh-oh-ohwn
I am so Busy
So freaking Busy
I have no spare time
To write on my blog...............

Monday, February 19, 2007

Pig Out!


.. for all your cute piglet-and-assorted-small-furry-animal needs!!
Ahem, yes.
Happy Chinese New Year of the Pig! =)

and ain't that the prettiest Chinese Zodiac you've ever seen??

More piggery activities for those tired of (well literally) pigging out:
- Piggy Jigsaw
- Piggy Maze
- make yourself a Piggy Pen
- read a Piggy Book - Charlotte's Web!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Craving for Ice Cream?
















FOSSIL FUEL!

You scored 59% SWEET, 66% CHUNKY, and 88% UNIQUE!

sweet cream ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces, fudge dinosaurs and a fudge swirl


Rock out! You are quite the unique flavor with the added touch of yummy little dinosaurs and things. You're a nice person with a bit of a wild side, and very creative. Your mind works in wondrous ways and you have no problem sharing your unique thoughts with others. You know how to have fun without being an outright nuisance. Very nice.
















My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on SWEET
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on CHUNKY
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on UNIQUE




Link: The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor Test written by weered1 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Friday, February 09, 2007

My Protein Name





Trytophan Alanine Asparagine Glycine Histidine (U) Isoleucine Methionine Isoleucine Asparagine Glycine!

yay.

Glorious weather..

.. how i wish singapore's weather would always be so enticing-denizens-of-concrete-jungle-to-step-into-sunshine balmy and breezy.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Silky Terriers Rule the Universe

Attitude of a Silky!!

That just about sums up persistence, determination and a positive attitude too. =)

Hip and happening Dog!

.. because being treated like my silky involves nonstop petting, constant cuddling, endless forgiveness, and unending indulgence.
I want to be treated like a silky too!

i like that.. pet me hard all of you!

furry friends make life better. Really.
When I drive to school and go along Duchess Road there are always rich angmoh owners walking their dogs - the furry floofy bundles of love make me feel so much better and i whizz into school with a smile =)

Thursday, February 01, 2007

it hurts

to give my babies away
with breathtaking unfamiliarity realize that your names no longer associate with mine
but i know
that as you go
you will grow
and find your wings.


May the seeds be sown far abroad and may they flourish in that further soil.