~ It's okay...I'm still billing the client.
~ They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
~ This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
~ I was working smarter, not harder.
~ Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
~ I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
~ This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
~ I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
~ I'm in the management-training program.
~ This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
~ I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
~ Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to that problem you told me about yesterday.
~ The coffee machine is broke....
~ Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
~ Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
~ I was crosstraining for telecommuting.
~ Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
~ I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands.
*from the ever-inimitable Mikey's Funnies.
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