HAPPILY DOMESTICATED

I am living a domestic life, at least till my parents and uncle and aunt and cousins are back from their sojourn in Hong Kong and Jakarta.

Right now, let me take stock of the food substances available at home:
ONE small, overripe and rotting banana;
ONE cup of unidentifiable liquid floating in a MacDonald's paper cup, eek!
HALF a cup of milk (I think);
MANY containers of frozen leftovers;
TWO cans of *really* old canned drink;
ONE bowl of bowl noodles in Seafood flavour, which I can't eat;
SIX boxes of dog food.

I am so going to eat all my meals outside.


On the upside, having my aunt and uncle around means getting lots of presents. Close to twenty pieces of clothing and something like three years worth of cosmetics. And you know what? There's a common theme to the clothes! They are all:
1. strappy-spaghetti-or-halter affairs that cannot be worn to work
2. of approximately the same design, just in different colours
3. skimpy like anything

Eh, thanks eh.
Not that I'm mean, I DO appreciate the effort put in to lug ALL that stuff from Australia, but - HUH?

*sigh* and rolls eyes.

Look at the list of cosmetics and you will understand what I mean:
1. 1 Bloom blush
2. 1 Bloom eyeshadow quad
3. 1 Oopsidaisy powder (the name is just too funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
4. 1 Bloom lip pencil
5. 1 face mister thingamajiggy
6. 1 entire pedicure set that comes in a traincase (oh man)
7. 1 full makeup set that comes in a container the size of a large coffee table book and (beat this) INCLUDES all the above mentioned items
8. 1 set of something like 30 lip glosses.

over the top, no?

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As an aside, the MSN conversation I am having with JANice:


/Jâή-ήe-sis/ :: www.becauseofwinndixie.com says:
but no time to keep getting d words out..
ahming ~ un.funny says:
i knoe.. me too
ahming ~ un.funny says:
*sighz*
ahming ~ un.funny says:
once jan starts, all our blogging rates drop significantly!
/Jâή-ήe-sis/ :: www.becauseofwinndixie.com says:
me start wud?
ahming ~ un.funny says:
JANUARY la
ahming ~ un.funny says:
u dodo!
/Jâή-ήe-sis/ :: www.becauseofwinndixie.com says:
i'm a unique n extinct creature, i know

Thanks JANice dear, I love you too. *winks*