Tuesday, August 02, 2005

as told by seowmimi

So this blonde was hired to work in a Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory.

Once she was on the production floor, though, work slowed to a trickle - the irked manager proceeded down to take a look.

Blonde's workstation: she was painstakingly sewing a small pouch in between the legs of each Elmo. Two marbles in each pouch.

So the manager whacked her head and went: "No! You were hired to give each Elmo two test tickles!"


(read it out loud if you don't get it. Oh wait. Better not read TOO loud. heh.)

On the other hand, found this other use for a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Bwahaha.

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