P.S: [dons blue top] M: Does this make me look fat? G: YES. [dons black and white top] M: OK, in terms of fatness, is this better or worse? G: Worse! [dons purple top] M: OK how about this one? [long glance and silence] G: The blue one is the best.
In another words, there's nothing I can wear that DOES NOT make me look fat! Argh!