Monday, January 19, 2009

Updates to Sophie-Mouse Operating Manual

Please note the updates to the Sophie-Mouse Operating Manual:

1. Sophie-Mouse programme has now been updated to give Cuddles-On-Demand(TM). However, this exclusive service is provided only to authorized users such as Mummy, Daddy and Grandma. Unauthorized users should not attempt to execute the application and Sim Family Manufacturing will not be responsible for any defects in the operation of "Sophie-Mouse" product (eg. emitting whining noise) should any unauthorized execution be attempted.

Features of the new Cuddles-On-Demand(TM) programme include:
- extension of Mouse upper appendage around the head
- close interfacing of Mouse and User
- excited waving of Mouse lower appendages

2. Sophie-Mouse programme is now also able to perform self-feeding. Please note that as the programme is still in the trial stage, it is restricted to Gerber's Graduates Puff (Star-shape) only and may result in much fallout. Users attempting to execute Self-Feeding application should be very patient and prepared to pick up the pieces.

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