Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it or not these questions about
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles. Take lots of water.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
Q: Which direction is North in
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in
Q: Do you have perfume in
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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