PARENTAL EXCUSES
These are actual excuse notes from parents excusing their children from missing
school (includes original spelling):
~ My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
~ Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
~ Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32, and also 33.
~ Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip.
~ John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
~ Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.
~ Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
very close veins.
~ Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
~ Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
~ Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and
his boots leak.
~ Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
~ Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
~ I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
don't know what size she wear.
~ Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.
~ Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
funeral.
~ Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
could not breed well.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Did they really write that??
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