A deficiency of good chocolate

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ming's Disease
Cause:	bad chocolate
Symptoms:	vegetarianism, gurgling, excessive restlessness
Cure:	click heels together three times
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right on. A deficiency of Good Chocolate makes all the difference!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Garyosis
Cause:	early mornings
Symptoms:	forgetting what day it is, slow heartbeat, excessive suicidal thoughts, rotten teeth
Cure:	drink lots of water
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Ahaha. Another great diagnosis! Away with early mornings!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Raine's Lurgy
Cause:	psychological
Symptoms:	extremely enhanced vision, squawking, dislike of modern architecture, tunnel vision
Cure:	take seven placebo tablets with meals
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I guess I was really bored. What the heck is a Lurgy?? The only thing that comes to mind is "relative of an orgy"!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Juanosis
Cause:	thinking too hard
Symptoms:	spitting, tufts of hair, gills, screaming
Cure:	take a day off work
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And Juan Juan says a loud "AMEN!"