You get what you deserve..

A farmer had been swindled several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car
dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer
priced his unit as follows:

Basic cow                                   $499.95
Shipping and handling                        35.75
Extra stomach                                79.25
Two-tone exterior                            142.10
Produce storage compartment                  126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper                     189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system         149.20
Automatic fly swatter                        88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery                   179.90
Deluxe dual horns                            59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment              339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly                884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb                   69.80

FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:                $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments:               300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options):        $3143.36


Hoho.. Maybe I should learn to 'price' my services accordingly?

Have been too busy to blog much lately. But I'll be back! argh!