a Singaporean Jedi..

You know you are a Singaporean Jedi when...

1. You do not wear a Jedi robe because the weather is too damn hot.

2. You bought your light saber with a 24-months interest free installment from your credit card company.

3. You have used your light saber to cut a slice of meat just taken out of the freezer.

4. You have the road tax, apartment’s season parking and office’s parking stickers on one wing of your X-Wing fighter.

5. You have used the Force to stop the deduction from your cash card when your X-Wing fighter crossed the ERP gate.

6. You obey the Stormtrooper Elite Guards are because of their white uniforms.

7. You have used The Force to get yourself at the front of a queue.

8. You get angry at anyone who tells you “I am your father” in Hokkien.

9. You've connected your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to the electricity box to save PUB bill.

10. You insisted that Yoga should award you a certification of completion for the Jedi course.

11. During a job interview, the interviewer admired your control of the Force, but he asked to see your certificates.

12. You used droids to program the VCR to record your favorite TV serial when you were working overtime.

13. You have criticized that the leadership of the emperor sucks, the power of Darth Vader sucks, the intelligence of Yoga sucks and the fighting skill of Obi-Wan sucks.

14. You organized an Annual Dinner and Dance with lucky draw for the Jedi Council at the end of the year.

Kupped from nineaugust. Heh.

~flavours of Jan-di, anyone?