Newsflash from Hwa Chong Junior College at 1.03PM, 03022005:
The Apple Cannibal is on the rampage! Having lost any ability to do useful work due to her insatiable craving for apples, she's consumed ALL the dried apples at home and in school. That is the equivalent of something like FIFTY apples! (ok, I exaggerate.) Any remaning apples (like applelo_09, appline and zappel) are advised to TAKE COVER and HIDE from this horrid being. May constipation be her undoing.
I have GOT TO STOP eating! Urgh!
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