daffynitions

edited from mikey's funnies http://www.mikeysfunnies.com

• Allege: A rocky platform on a mountain
• Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
• Arson: Our daughter's brother
• Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do
• Backward: Patient rooms at the rear of a hospital
• Bassinet: What every fisherman wants
• Belong: To take your time
• Burglarize: What a crook sees with
• Carpet: A dog that enjoys riding in an automobile
• Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
• Condescend: A prisoner escaping down the wall using a rope
• Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
• Deduce: De lowest card in de deck
• Dogma: A mother dog
• Eclipse: What a gardener does to your hedge
• Falsehood: Someone who pretends to be a gangster
• Geometry: What the acorn said when it grew up
• Handicap: A ready-to-use hat
• Heroes: What a guy in a boat does